{"id":789,"date":"2016-11-02T00:22:02","date_gmt":"2016-11-02T00:22:02","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/?p=789"},"modified":"2016-11-02T00:22:02","modified_gmt":"2016-11-02T00:22:02","slug":"10-reasons-why-your-dogs-haircut-costs-more-than-yours","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/?p=789","title":{"rendered":"10 Reasons Why Your Dog\u2019s Haircut Costs More Than Yours"},"content":{"rendered":"<div id=\"attachment_406\" style=\"width: 310px\" class=\"wp-caption aligncenter\"><img loading=\"lazy\" decoding=\"async\" aria-describedby=\"caption-attachment-406\" class=\"size-medium wp-image-406\" src=\"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174-300x262.jpg\" alt=\"Why does your dog's haircut and bath cost so much?!\" width=\"300\" height=\"262\" srcset=\"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174-300x262.jpg 300w, https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174-768x671.jpg 768w, https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174-1024x895.jpg 1024w, https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174-1200x1049.jpg 1200w, https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/wp-content\/uploads\/2015\/08\/img_0174.jpg 1421w\" sizes=\"auto, (max-width: 300px) 100vw, 300px\" \/><p id=\"caption-attachment-406\" class=\"wp-caption-text\">Why does your dog&#8217;s haircut and bath cost so much?!<\/p><\/div>\n<p>Ever wonder why you might pay $25 or $30 bucks for a haircut while the average price for a dog&#8217;s visit to the groomer is $50? Here is a cute little list that should give you a little insight into why this is the case.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 10: Your hairdresser doesn\u2019t wash and clean your rear end.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 9: \u00a0 You don\u2019t go for 8 weeks without washing your hair or brushing \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0 \u00a0your hair\u2026at least we hope you don\u2019t!<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 8: \u00a0 \u00a0Your hairdresser doesn\u2019t have to give you a sanitary trim.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 7: \u00a0 Your hairdresser doesn\u2019t have to clean your ears.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 6: \u00a0 \u00a0Your hairdresser doesn\u2019t include a mani and pedi.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 5: \u00a0 \u00a0 Your hairdresser only washes the hair on your head.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 4: \u00a0 \u00a0 You sit still for your hairdresser.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 3 \u00a0 \u00a0 Your hairdresser doesn\u2019t have to remove the \u201cboogies\u201d from your eyes.<\/p>\n<p>Reason # 2: \u00a0 You don&#8217;t bite or scratch your hairdresser.<\/p>\n<p><strong>Reason #1: \u00a0 The likelihood of you pooping or peeing while your hair being cut is slim to none.<\/strong><\/p>\n<p>&nbsp;<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Ever wonder why you might pay $25 or $30 bucks for a haircut while the average price for a dog&#8217;s visit to the groomer is $50? Here is a cute little list that should give you a little insight into why this is the case. Reason # 10: Your hairdresser [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":1,"featured_media":406,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[5],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-789","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","has-post-thumbnail","hentry","category-informational-posts"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/1"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=789"}],"version-history":[{"count":2,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions"}],"predecessor-version":[{"id":791,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/789\/revisions\/791"}],"wp:featuredmedia":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/media\/406"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=789"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=789"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/yaptalk.biz\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=789"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}